Capt_Night_Freight
September 29, 2000, 05:50 PM
THE POWER TO CLIMB
It is a fact that all human beings have the natural urge to seek higher status and responsibility. Human beings have often looked to the animal kngdom for examples of how nature intended them to operate successfully and efficiently.
Lesson number 1
A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day?" The crow answered "Sure why not" So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story..... To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sat very very high up.
Action required .... Get there as quickly as possible.
Lesson Number 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull "I'd love to be able to get to the top of the tree" sighed the turkey."but I havent got the energy" "Well why dont you nibble on some of my droppings ?" replied the bull "there packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked at a lumo of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day after eating some more dung he managed to reach the second branch. Finally after two weeks he was proudley perched at the top of the tree.Soon he was spotted by a farmer who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story ..... Bullshit might get you to the top but it wont keep you there.
Action required ..... If the bullshit came from a senior person blame them.
Lesson Number Three...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was cold and the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there a cow came by and dropped some dung on it . As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there very happy and warm and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came over to investigate. Following the sound the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promtley dug him out and ate him!
The Morals to this story are .....
1)Not everyone who dumps shit on you is your enemy
2) Not every one who gets you out of the shit is your friend
3) and when you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut.
Action required.... Trust no one and keep quiet.
IN SUMMARY...
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys , all on different limbs at different levels , some climbing up, some fooling around and some just simply idling.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Note: the higher up the ladder you go the more you show your arse.
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When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying.
It is a fact that all human beings have the natural urge to seek higher status and responsibility. Human beings have often looked to the animal kngdom for examples of how nature intended them to operate successfully and efficiently.
Lesson number 1
A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day?" The crow answered "Sure why not" So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story..... To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sat very very high up.
Action required .... Get there as quickly as possible.
Lesson Number 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull "I'd love to be able to get to the top of the tree" sighed the turkey."but I havent got the energy" "Well why dont you nibble on some of my droppings ?" replied the bull "there packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked at a lumo of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day after eating some more dung he managed to reach the second branch. Finally after two weeks he was proudley perched at the top of the tree.Soon he was spotted by a farmer who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story ..... Bullshit might get you to the top but it wont keep you there.
Action required ..... If the bullshit came from a senior person blame them.
Lesson Number Three...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was cold and the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there a cow came by and dropped some dung on it . As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there very happy and warm and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came over to investigate. Following the sound the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promtley dug him out and ate him!
The Morals to this story are .....
1)Not everyone who dumps shit on you is your enemy
2) Not every one who gets you out of the shit is your friend
3) and when you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut.
Action required.... Trust no one and keep quiet.
IN SUMMARY...
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys , all on different limbs at different levels , some climbing up, some fooling around and some just simply idling.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Note: the higher up the ladder you go the more you show your arse.
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When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying.