Rumor Control

[Welcome_Aboard]

Rumor has it that a new mandatory piece of equipment will be placed onboard all aircraft world wide. It is a new and improved spatula.

It will have multiple purposes. Not only will it be used to take freshly baked cookies out of the galley ovens, but it is also recommended to be used when incidents like this occur: Click here (http://image.photoloft.com/opx-bin/OpxFIDISA.dll?src=/photoloft/Asset13/2000/10/03/4064/4064113_0_9982.fpx,0,0,1,1,197,256,FFFFFF).

Of course, feedback from F/As will be optional.

[suthernbelle]

At my airline, the spatula is practically considered accountable equipment. We now have to serve cookies and milk to the fc pax before landing. I think the cookies and milk is just toooo cute and sickening sweet.

Know what. Those cookies get baked, but, funny, they never make it out of the galley. They disappear. I think the oven eats them. Bad oven! Bad oven!

[traveler]

Now I understand why you like the wide aisles on the A-320. ;-)

[suthernbelle]

Amen to that! Does the A340 have wider aisles?

S'Belle