Welcome !

[Doc._K_N_Owitall]

Hello all !!!

This is a new forum.
It is intended for those who have questions, or are seeking advise, of a personal nature.
Relationships with loved ones or even co-workers can sometimes be difficult or stressful.
If you want to just pour out your heart, or say what's on your mind, this is the place for you.

Your opinions will be respected and we will be sensitive to your thoughts.
We may however differ in opinion on occasions, please don't let that discourage you.

By "we" I mean several of the people who agreed to check on these pages and discuss the topics posted.
You will come to know these regular "characters" and their take on things.
Everybody will stay anonymous so that all intimate thoughts can be discussed.
Humor will be used from time to time to keep the discussion light, but seriousness is encouraged.

Welcome.


Yuor first contributer : Doctor Kevin Niles Owitall.


( 12 years of dissecting small animals
10 years of only listening to females (they didn't want more)
4.5 years producer at the Harpo studios
3 months at the West Virginia U. of Sociology
A home study course in Neural Biology
6 months .. ehm .. observation .. in the Briant mental health facility
An honorary doctorate in psychiatry from my buddy Louis in Costa Rica )
kidding :wink_2:

[Dr. Loverboi]

Hi everyone. Loverboi here. Before Doc "Know-It-All" hogs ALL of the spotlight, I need to introduce myself.

In one sentence, I'm the most romantic man you will ever know.

My background:

- I was born to romance the ladies! Three hot, sexy nurses gave me their phone numbers right after birth, and told me to call them in 18 years.

- Bachelor's Degree - Cupid University (Class Valedictorian, 4.5 GPA, graduated Magna Cum Laude.)

- Ph.D. - Cupid University School of Love, Dating, and Romance

- Master's Degree - Playboy College, Accelerated Master's Degree Program. Studied under Hugh Hefner and Masters and Johnson.

- Lifetime Member at Hooters (also a major stockholder)

- Business Owner - Loverboi's Mansion, with clubs in L.A., Vegas and Miami's South Beach (where I live)

- Future Major Stockholder - Pfizer, Inc. (the company that makes Viagra)

- Fighter Pilot (in my spare time, what little of that there is, LOL)

Now that I'm here, let's get this party started!

[Paddles_up]

WOW, impressive!
Our own personal counselors/shrinks!
I love it!
<she kicks back on the leather couch and waits for the advice> :crazy:

[Dr. Loverboi]

Don't just sit back on the couch. Ask us a question!

[dreamer]

wow, lover! i don't know if i should be sick :crazy: after that intro or in awe :blush: ...

[Karen 737]

Hi, Anastasia Beaverhausen, otherwise known as Karen is here as well.
You can't see moderator by my name yet, but, Paul asked me whether I wanted to give advice and, I said yes, cause some of you need my help!
A bit about me: I'm fabulous. I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half, and I got a killer rack.
<font color="pink"> Anyway, love ya poodles! </font color>
:wink_2:

[brownbob]

hi karen,i am imagining your somekind of...kitten with a whip..adorned in gucci/prada/channel!am i right ooops ima digressing,our own shrink and me an iddy biddy little british f/a.forget crewcare/aa/i know who ime gonna call..and it aint no ghostbuster.fab idea cant wait for the dramas to come rolling in.fly safe BB. :cool_2: :cool_2: :cool_2:

[Dr. Loverboi]

dreamer, you should be in awe. :wink_2: Or at least highly impressed. :grin:

[Dr._Playmate]

Allow me to introduce myself… and help you get relaxed, inspired and informed. My specialty? Sexual pleasure! I am a store of expertise! Aside from having a degree in sexology from Playboy College, a Playboy spread and a dozen porn flicks to my credit, I am a renowned author of many best-selling titles:

Tales From Inside The Bunny Jet – Rough Landings
Good Vibrations: Sex For One
Lights, Camera, Action – How to Direct Porn
69 Tricks or Treats (Also available on CD-ROM)
Who Says a Cucumber Can’t Replace Jim?
Sexual Solutions for Men: Getting Her There
How to Pinch the Fruit
From Inside the Mansion – When Hef’s Inside

So… Ask away! I will answer openly and honestly. And I won’t bite… unless asked to.:grin:

Dr. Penelope Playmate

Disclaimer: Data and information is for the humourous consumption of the audience. No one shall be entitled to claim detrimental reliance on any information provided or expressed. Violations of Section 69 are subject to criminal prosecution in a sexual court.

[Dr. Loverboi]

Welcome aboard, Doctor!

Playboy College? I received my Master's Degree in the Accelerated Master's Degree Program there. Have we met? Or more? :grin:

[Dr._Playmate]

Hmmmm.... Did you take Sexual Techniques 101 while they were offering it?

Dr. Penelope Playmate

[Dr. Loverboi]

Yes, I took that course. I took it the semester that the final was doing it on The Bunny Jet, in heavy turbulence. :grin:

Because of the "problems" that were encountered during the Final Exams (among them, Pamela Anderson throwing up during a really nasty storm), the Administration discontinued the course soon afterwards, though.

When did you take it?

[Dr._Playmate]

Wow... Yes. I was there! Right beside Pam, actually. She threw up all over my new Gucci bag. Completely ruined! :mad_2:

What seat were you in?

Penelope

[Dr. Loverboi]

I'm sorry to hear that she ruined your new bag. :frown_2:

I think Pam threw up on Hef, because he was personally administering her Final Exams. She was always Teacher's Pet, you know! :mad_2:

To answer your question, I was sitting in Seat 1-A. But I used 1-A, 1-B, the galley AND the bulkhead floor for Finals, hehehe. :grin:

[Dr._Playmate]

The bulkhead! That was you! Quite the display of acrobatics! Very impressive!

Yes... We have met...

Penelope

[Dr. Loverboi]

Dr. Playmate, I'd like to meet you again sometime! :grin: Speaking of someone else I want to meet, I would like to welcome Reba Rae Redneck
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Reba, why don't you tell the group your qualifications?

[Dr._Playmate]

<font color="purple">Welcum aboard Reba! </font color>

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Dr. Playmate, I'd like to meet you again sometime!



<font color="purple"> Looking for another turbulent ride, are we? :grin:
</font color>

Dr. Penny Penelope

[i]Disclaimer: Data and information is for the humourous consumption of the audience. No one shall be entitled to claim detrimental reliance on any information provided or expressed. Violations of Section 69 are subject to criminal prosecution in a sexual court.

[Dr. Loverboi]

In reply to:<hr />
Looking for another turbulent ride, are we?



I loved the last one, and rough rides are my specialty! :grin:

[melly]

The place I was looking for and it was under my nose
:grin:

[skygirl2003]

Anyone know what happend to these useless "Therapists"? Personally, I think that they are all doing each other. Karen, different story. <font color="666666"> (Karen, dahling, do you forgive me, yet?) Doc. K.N. is on the run, as usual <font color="666666"> (I'll find you, you bastard!)

So, what's going on?? We all have problems. Let us know when your "Caligula" fantasies are just that . . . :crazy: