Weight and Sex trouble! *DELETED*

[JetBoy76]

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[talkto_dahand]

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[Karen 737]

<font color="deeppink">
talktodahand is right, there sweetie!
You are just an equal opportunity slut, and we love ya for that!
But, I think it's deeper than that?
Have you had sex recently? If not, honey, its time to put the sex back into homosexual!
Love ya with kisses!Karen </font color>

[JetBoy76]

The way is going, I am putting sex in ASEXUAL :frown_2:
Thanks for the advice :grin:
Dr Dahand, you made me see the light(and I don't mean the light at the 24hour buffet) :grin:
HAPPY FLYING :windsock:

[skygirl2003]

Dear Dr. talkto_dahand,
It isn't Jetboy's fault that he is a slut. If you saw bridget74's picture, you'd know why he dreams about her. I am sure that his trainer is hot, too! The poor guy is confused. He really needs to see the light. Any way he can be tamed?

[Eagle Eye]

Hey JetBoy....
Maybe you want bridget74 to be your new trainer.
I seen you guys in SFO and you guys wore me out. Whew!! :grin:

[Doc._K_N_Owitall]

Son, nobody is precisely 100% hetro-, 100% homo- or 50/50% bi-sexual.
We're all just sliding somewhere on that scale.
The point is not who you have it with, it is just to have it.
So go, go, go and do your thing. Right now, go.
Go, go.

(P.S. it is not unusual, a lot of people dream about her !)

[Eagle Eye]

Doc. K N Owitall....
I took that test awhile back and I was more homo than I thought. Thank Goodness! :grin: :grin:

[Wizguy]

yeah I'm confused I don't know who i am. I'm trying to figure out whether i am gay or straight! But I don't understand that there;s something wrong my eyes that I always keep looking at the guys who are hot and handsome! Sometimes I like to look at the male face rather than looking at the female face. i thought that women are more beautiful than men but ,in reality, I can see that guys face are more beautiful than the women. Why there's soemthing wrong or very weird in my life???

[Snackpack]

I've been thinking really hard about this JetBoy. Let me see, there's you; that's one. There's bridget74; that's two. And there's your personal trainer; that's three. Damn, sounds to me like your TRISEXUAL. Gawd, what an appetite!

And you stay away from that 24 hour buffet buddy! I saw that picture of you busom--those puppies look swollen!

[JetBoy76]

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[talkto_dahand]

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[Snackpack]

Did you see that? I thought I went a little too far and deleted that part! :blush:

[JetBoy76]

You can never go too far with ME!!!!(I wish anyone could :grin:LOL LOL)
HAPPY FLYING :windsock:

[Eagle Eye]

Hey JetBoy....
Just grab those little piggies by the pork and squeel with delight! That ought to cure ya. :grin:

[skygirl2003]

Do you see what I was saying now, Dr. dahand. He needs help. He needs to see the light. And that's not all. :confus_2:

[Karen 737]

Oh lord, this is like watching Gays Of Our Lives!
Comeon honey, grab a bottle hunker down and pray for daylight!
Have some fun (SEXY FUN)!
<font color="pink"> Kisses, Karen </font color>

[skygirl2003]

Sexy fun? With Jetboy?? Honey, Just ask . . . Mamma!
Like Mans through the hourglass, so are the days of our loves . . . To Jetboy - :wink_2: (OMG, now he's really confused! :confus_2: )

[talkto_dahand]

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[skygirl2003]

WELL maybe, dahand, if you would quit putting him down, he may get down. Know what I mean? :ooo:

[talkto_dahand]

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[skygirl2003]

Now look - hand - If I were to go rock-climbing, it would be to collect rocks! Huge rocks! To bash someone's head in!! Catch my drift?? As for my friend, Jetboy, now you have him talking about Texas whorehouses! And you want me to come to you for advice?? Oh Pu-leeze!!

[JetBoy76]

Whorehouses!!! :blush:
Address please :wink_2:
Thank you Dr Dahand, you remind me of someone I know, someone very close to me :grin:
HAPPY FLYING :windsock:

[skygirl2003]

Oh. Real good, Sir Dr. talkto_dahand ! And you call yourself a professional? No wonder people have to talk to "da hand". Nothing in the brain. :shocked:

[skygirl2003]

. . . And I don't suppose you will reply with something asinine like, "I use my other hand". Now that's REAL original. Give me a break. :laugh:

[Karen 737]

Somebody had a little too much crazy powder in her protein shake this morning!
<font color="pink"> And honey, it wasn't me!
Kisses from Karen </font color>

[Dr. Loverboi]

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I seen you guys in SFO and you guys wore me out. Whew!!



Wait a sec....I saw pictures of you guys in SFO. Some were working out, and some were lounging by the pool with cigs.

Lounging by the pool with cigs is not working out!

[skygirl2003]

Hey, Doc Karen, my physician prescribed the crazy powder. The protein shake was my idea. Think it's helping any? :grin:

[Dr. Loverboi]

JetBoy76,

You need to introduce bridget74 to your personal trainer, then get together for a hot, sweaty, steamy "workout session" :cool_2: you'll all remember for a long time, after you all wake up in bed together.

[bridget74]

Omigod...I just started reading this thread!

Jetboy, I'm so honored! A WHOLE THREAD dedicated to how you'd like to ride me like the black stallion! :grin:

(sniff!)...I'm touched! :ooo:

[Dr. Loverboi]

Music to my ears, baby. Sweet music.

[JetBoy76]

You're touched? :shocked:
No, you'll know when you are "touched" and licked like a lollipop, actually the whole World will know, you'll be moaning to the top of your exctasy filled lungs :blush: :shocked: :grin:
HAPPY FLYING :windsock:

[Dr. Loverboi]

You GO, JetBoy76! Work it now! Hahahahaha!!!!

[Studley]

Confused and Horny, JetBoy? LOL

Confused? No. Horny? YES!!!! LMAO :grin: :grin:

[bridget74]

This will be a first for me...

(sigh) Oh, to be able to say I brought a gay man over to The Dark Side! :grin: Even if it's for only one night...

So Jetboy, I was reading Glamour magazine, and they had an article about what men REALLY want women to do to them during sex. Can I take it on good faith that you're okay with me sticking my finger in your ass? :wink_2:

(Omigod, I CANNOT believe I just wrote that! Bad fingers! BAD fingers!) :shocked:

[JetBoy76]

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
[Jetboy regains conciousness]
I need to know which issue that Glamour Magazine is from :shocked:
You are going to be poking my as*, what am I? The Pillsbury Dough-boy? :grin:
And you also said you want to bring a man to the Dark Side? I wasn't aware it was dark, I thought you were going to make me see the light :grin:
Oh My, what did I get my-innocent-self into?? :frown_2:
I want my Mummy :blush:
HAPPY FLYING :windsock:

[airhostess1000]

:grin: Bridget!! You're a closet Ass Sticker???? Oh PeeUUU!!! And here I thought you were such a lady!!! Well, don't wear press on nails for those hot dates!!!! :grin: :grin:

[Eagle Eye]

Loverboi...
That was to just loosen up. Then we moved to the bar for "12 ounce curls"!! LOL :grin: :grin:

[Karen 737]

skygirl2003 the crazy powder is working well, honey!
And Jetboy honey, take bridget over to the gym to meet your gym trainer. 'Coz I mean, its a gym, its like a gay church! And see what happens!
<font color="pink"> Kisses </font color>

[skygirl2003]

Why thank you dahling.

[JetBoy76]

For those who care.............I'm HORNY as HELL </font color> :blush:
HAPPY FLYING :windsock:

[Dr._Playmate]

You're horny and looking for a good workout. Yeah... You and everyone's uncle. :grin: The solution is simple and requires no gym membership: The Pile Driver! Needless to say, it does wonders for the quadriceps femoris group and gluteus maximus. Maintain it for a good cardio work-out.

[Dr. Loverboi]

Yeah, there's nothing like a good Pile Driver</font color> to tighten up some muscles and open up some others.