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[Karen 737]

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Heya Poodles!
Well, my job on this forum as you know is to be a kind of therapists to you guys, and I've got to begin well being a bit more caring ... blah, blah, blah!
So I thought I'd try one of those "team games" where we all disclose a bit of information about ourselves, so that we can work together as a team.
So, me and my fellow moderators on this forum will go, and you do too!
Kisses
Karen </font color>

[Doc._K_N_Owitall]

I shave.

[Karen 737]

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honey, that's not the way that you're supposed to do it!
so, that we all get a little bit of an idea of who we all are, we disclose some obvious and interesting facts about ourselves!
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[Karen 737]

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Honey like this, I'll go first:
- Married to Stan Walker
- I could have married a lesbian tennis player and two rich men to be with Stan back in the 80s, only to find he was actually married
- I like it when people stick their tongue in my ear
- I have a maid called Rosario from ... emm ...
- I work for a well-known fashion designer, i don't need to work but it keeps me down to earth. My boss is the worst dresser and hair-stylist in Manhattan, if not NY and the world!
- I love my Chanel slingbacks more than my husband.
- I've been in a mattress commercial for an old friend of Stan's before he was worth millions of dollars
I've got some more useless facts about me, but lets hear from you ...
Kisses </font color>

[skygirl2003]

I'm very sarcastic, I LOVE men, and I LOVE passionate sex. (Not exacly in that order! :wink_2: )

[skygirl2003]

Oh Geez! She wants more! Hey! How about a twist? Let the others tell about us! :grin: NO? :ooo:

[Dr._Playmate]

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I shave.



<font color="purple">That's "hot'n'sexy" info Doc? LOL Unless, of course, you shave your.... :shocked: :grin:

Dr. Penny Playmate </font color>

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[Karen 737]

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Hi Guys!
Y'all are getting the hang of what we're doing here, talking a bit about ourselves ... and as my good friend SkyGirl suggested, possibly about others!
I remember the first time I met Dr. Playmate ... care to tell them ... or shall i? </font color>

[skygirl2003]

I think that's what he meant. He's just playing Hard to Get . . . :shocked:

[skygirl2003]

You must tell, Karen, honey! :wink_2:

[Dr._Playmate]

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<font color="purple">Be nice Karen! :grin: I don't want all my secrets divulged! Besides... if I were to tell a few, such as that story involving you, me and Victoria Silvstedt, what would Stan say??? :grin: I suppose a few harmless facts would be ok. I'll need to give this some thought. :grin:

Dr. Penny Playmate </font color>

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[Dr._Playmate]

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He's just playing Hard to Get . . .



<font color="purple">I know hon... I just like to pretend I'm pure and innocent every now and then... :grin:

Hard eh? Hmmmmmm.... :wink_2:

Dr. Penny Playmate </font color>

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[skygirl2003]

Must we always have to read between the lines? Geesh! :grin:

[Karen 737]

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Hi Poodles!
Well, I think that the best person to tell you would be Dr. Playmate, I mean she is the sex author and Playboy cover girl after all!
But, lets just say it goes back to the good old days after college, when I was in Las Vegas, dancing &amp; shooting videos for $50!
You could say we met ... "on set"
Kisses </font color>

[Karen 737]

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Honey, Stan watched the video, and saw us dance in Las Vegas!
It's how Stan first came across me ... now that doesn't sound right does it ... </font color>

[Dr. Loverboi]

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Must we always have to read between the lines? Geesh!



I prefer reading between the sheets. :grin: How's that for starters on information?

[skygirl2003]

Hey - it's a start! Sounds good to me. :wink_2:

Hey - Anybody got a crow bar . . . ? :grin:

[Dr. Loverboi]

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Hey - Anybody got a crow bar . . . ?



skygirl2003, what do you intend to do with a crow bar? :confus_2:

[skygirl2003]

Got you a little nervous, did I loverboi? LOL
You know, pry it open! pry it open! (Information, lover, not an iron chastity belt! :shocked: )

[Audrey]

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iron chastity belt



What's that???? :grin:

&lt;shudders at the thought...&gt;

Audrey

[skygirl2003]

LOL Audrey!!
It's out of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights". I'll be damned if I ever wear one (But Shhhhh, Don't tell Loverboi . . . ) :laugh: :wink_2:

[Doc._K_N_Owitall]

Not only do I shave everywhere (what’s the point of hair again ??? ), I’ll also shave others.


Doctor Kevin Niles Owitall.

( 12 years of dissecting small animals
10 years of only listening to females (they didn't want more)
4.5 years producer at the Harpo studios
3 months at the West Virginia U. of Sociology
A home study course in Neural Biology
6 months .. ehm .. observation .. in the Briant mental health facility
An honorary doctorate in psychiatry from my buddy Louis in Costa Rica ) </font color>

[Studley]

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You know, pry it open! pry it open! (Information, lover, not an iron chastity belt!)



LMAO Skygirl and Audrey!!!!!!

I bet Loverboi was wondering what part of HIM you were going to pry open. LOL :grin: :grin:

[skygirl2003]

Made him nervous, I bet! :grin:

[Dr._Playmate]

<font color="purple">A chastity belt??? Good Lord!!!!!! What a concept!

Karen honey... If you really want to share that story of us "meeting on set", fine. One question though... Was that your first time?

Dr. Penny Playmate </font color>

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[Dr. Loverboi]

skygirl2003, I was nervous because I did not know if you wanted me to use it on you.

If you would like more information about me, all you need to do is look back at the information I left when I introduced myself here.

[Dr._Playmate]

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I’ll also shave others.



<font color="purple">... and I let myself be shaved by others..... :grin:

Dr. Penny Playmate </font color>

[i]Disclaimer: Data and information is for the humourous consumption of the audience. No one shall be entitled to claim detrimental reliance on any information provided or expressed. Violations of Section 69 are subject to criminal prosecution in a sexual court.

[Dr. Loverboi]

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... and I let myself be shaved by others.....



.....and I let myself be tied up by others.....

:grin:

[skygirl2003]

Oh yes. Of course. I'm not that kinky! LOL
I read your Bio. What a gift to women you are . . . :laugh:

[Dr. Loverboi]

Thank you, skygirl2003. Care to unwrap me sometime? As long as you don't use a crow bar to do it.

[skygirl2003]

Christmas can be every day, if you want, Loverboi!
(No crow bars, I promise.)
SMOOOCH!

[Karen 737]

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Karen honey... If you really want to share that story of us "meeting on set", fine. One question though... Was that your first time?



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Hiya Poodle!
Of course it wasn't my first time!
That title went to my English teacher ... well at the end of the day it gave me an A + in that subject didn't it!
Well, I met Dr. Playmate in a sleazy club in Las Vegas.
We both ... as it turned out were dancers, I had a low-paid job, she was searcing for Playboy.
Anyway, this sleazy 40 something guy came up to us, and asked us if we wanted to be in a video ... you know its the oldest story in the book; Guy asks girl whether she wants to be in film, girl goes naked?, guy goes yeah!, girl goes no way!, guy goes so why not hit a guy with a whip?, girl goes how hard?
Anyway it was fun, got me some cash!
Not telling you the title!
But, then Dr. Playmate went off to Hugh, I kept on dancing, fell in love with Stan ... 's money and got married blah blah blah the end!
Kisses </font color>

[Doc._K_N_Owitall]

I have a long, fairly wide .. sofa.
And it’s not cold.
But not many people can find the right button .. in the elevator.
That’s why I spend a lot of time .. alone.
But when someone makes it up here they get my undivided attention.
They usually don’t break.
I have many toys.
I read a lot.
Sometimes I think I know it all.
Hygiene is important.
That’s why I shave my guests.

[skygirl2003]

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I have a long, fairly wide .. sofa.


Yeah, you tried to get me on it, remember! :mad_2:

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And it's not cold.


Try a cold shower! :smirk:

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But not many people can find the right button .. in the elevator.



Oh I found it, no problem. That's why I turned around and pushed the DOWN button! :grin:

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That's why I spend a lot of time .. alone.


Choke a chicken, lately? :shocked:

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But when someone makes it up here they get my undivided attention.



Well, too bad it doesn't happen! :grin:

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They usually don't break.



No, that's because they are too busy "cracking" up! :grin:

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I have many toys.



Yeah, I bet. Too bad nobody wants to come out and play! :grin:

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I read a lot.



You mean you DOODLE alot. :ooo:

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Sometimes I think I know it all.



Fool. :laugh:

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Hygiene is important.



Now that's a good thing. Looks like Med school may have payed off! :grin:

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That's why I shave my guests.


Now tell the truth! It's that cult that you are involved in! :mad_2:

[Paddles_up]

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Not telling you the title!



Title?
Grace and Will bought every freaking copy there was out there! They would KNOW! :shocked: