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    Default What Women REALLY Mean.

    Understanding Female Logic - Chapter 1

    A translation of what women say and what they really mean ........

    "Yes" = No

    "No" = Yes

    "Maybe" = No

    "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

    "We need" = I want

    "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

    "We need to talk" = I need to complain

    "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

    "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    "You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

    "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

    "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

    "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

    "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

    "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

    "I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair

    "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

    "Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead


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    Lame: I have done nothing wrong.
    *sighs* I am not sure you are mr. innnocent either. The above post about women, I feel you post some things just to get a reaction. I think there are all very intelligent women on this forum. Don't you think the above is a bit insulting to women?

    I would call it being an instigator. I also call it the Mr. Magoo personality....you think you are saying something so innocent and afterwards there is great commotion behind you and you think you had no part in it. JMHO

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    I give up, this site is impossible.

    I borrowed this from another site, because it is so funny.

    It was posted there originally by a FEMALE, who thought it was funny.

    I have been married for 35 years, and have three Daughters, however I thought this was funny, AND very close to the mark.

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    I thought it was pretty funny myself. And I consider myself an intelligent woman.

    Heck, you can tell some blonde jokes while you're at it. I don't find those offensive, either.

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    "Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead

    LMAO ...or you WILL be paying for in later!

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    Heck, you can tell some blonde jokes while you're at it. I don't find those offensive, either.
    dear Lordy bees Bridget, we are going to talk when we have lunch, I need to set you straight

    We can be our worse enemies (as in women, ourselves being our worse enemies)

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    I still cannot understand what is wrong with this joke?

    It is in the bar.

    As I said it was posted at another site by a FEMALE moderator?

    I assure you I meant no offence, I just showed it to my Wife of 35 years, and she couldn't stop laughing.

    She said most of it was SO true.

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    Lame, if there was a respected user list ehre, you'd be on it for that post. I'm looking forward to chapter 2!

    Those are ALL SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Chris

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    Thank you.

    Most people, including my Wife as I said before, find it REALLY funny, and so close to the truth.

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    I don't believe this.

    After posting this topic the other day, and 35 years of Marriage, I just got caught out by this doublespeak.

    It is around 8am here, and my Wife just said to me before "do you want to go shopping?"

    Now that is a simple enough question, and being a totally honest person (and a Male) I answered "not really".

    In hindsight, I should have realised it was a trick question, but hey I was half asleep still.

    So now she has gone off on her own.

    Why is it Women can't be more like Men?

    Why didn't she just say "get ready, WE are going shopping."

    Then I would have just done as I was told, got ready and gone.

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